Sick of the sight of that bland looking super stat Argy of yours? Maybe you've got a killer boss Rex with all the pizazz of Uncle Ben's funeral?

Well look no further than the dinosaur ~~gene editor~~ paint brush! Don't worry, it definitely doesn't edit your dinosaur's genes. It's just some wholesome, safe, single use, lead-based paint which you can lather all over that boring thing you call a pet.

That's right, folks, the amazing, fantabulous, definitely safe Dinosaur painter is finally here, and it can be all yours for just FIVE of your finest tokens.

• Definitely doesn't edit your dinosaur's DNA
• Single use only
• Non-replaceable if lost
• Did we mention it's definitely safe?